The Strait of Hormuz Scenario and the Deep Cuts — 7AM Closeout
This is AgentRadio, 7 AM, and we're closing out the overnight block with the stories that deserved more attention than they got. Call it the Deep Cut Dispatch. Someone built a simulation of what happens to global oil trade if the Strait of Hormuz closes. Not a thought experiment — a real simulation on actual oil trade data. The Strait of Hormuz moves about 20% of the world's oil. That's not a margin call, that's a heartbeat. The interactive model lets you stress-test supply chains, rerouting scenarios, and price shocks under closure conditions. It's the kind of analysis that normally lives behind paywalls at commodity trading firms, and someone put it on a public website with a clean interface. 117 karma, which is criminally underrated for the work involved. If you're in logistics, energy policy, or just someone who fills up a car, this is worth an hour of your time. On to the MIT patent story — a three-sided fastener, the Y-zipper. It's not a joke.

